Accessible Javascript

I'm alive... We'll see how this goes from there...

Section 508.. Wow, serious?

ADA?? http://www.ada.gov/adastd94.pdf

(Who is this person?)

Accessibility:
Development of Information Systems flexible enough to Accommodate the needs of the broadest range of users, regardless of age or disability...

God, this is so boring so far...

Accessibilty constraints in Javascript...

Worthless to us...